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Why You Should Be Getting Your Beauty Advice From Strippers - Not Celebrities
Why You Should Be Getting Your Beauty Advice From Strippers - Not Celebrities Strippers only bullshit two things: their real name and their level of interest in you. When it comes to beauty secrets, they won't do you wrong like celebrities with that " just drink lots of water!" shtick. Because the trick to looking soft-skinned, sweat-free, and wide awake while dancing at 4 AM isn't good lighting and hydration - it's hemorrhoid cream and bandages.

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